Major Turn Ons

I was reading my drafts in frustration (for not having the energy to write anything these days as well as for the previous post which, after I reread it for the tenth time or so, makes me sound like a fucking preacher) when I came upon this one: a list of lines a man can say to turn me on! Hahahah… I can’t remember what exactly made me do this; probably it was one of the ovulation days gone bad. But it is funny, and it does sum up what kind of guys I really like. So I think it is not too wrong to share it here and have some laugh

Disclaimer: You have to control your imagination when reading this. If you picture a pretty boy or a prince charming saying the lines, it wouldn’t work. For a guideline on the physical aspect of my kind of guys, please refer to THIS ENTRY.

First of all, I like guys who are decisive, taking control and direct. I am a dominating person by nature, so I would enjoy being dominated once in a while

• “I like you. There… I have to say it.”
• (when I want to pursue something worthwhile but it seems impossible) “Do you still want it? I’ll make it happen.”
• (when my relationship with him is unapproved) “You’re more than worth fighting for.”, and “If I can marry you at this instance, I will.”
• (when I am miserable) “I wouldn’t care if it’s other people. But it’s you.”

There probably are no guys that I despise more than womanizers and those who are fully aware of their good looks and show it in their actions (be careful boys, we can see it!). But when some kind of relationship between a man and me has been established, he is even more desirable if he is confident, witty and (to a certain extent) daring .

• “You like me. You can’t help it.”
• “Stop thinking about me!” (again, a man giving orders is rather irresistible )
• “What can go wrong between two people that like each other?”
• “It’s dangerous to get addicted to you.”
• “I’m sure I’ll be a good father.” (I’ll marry a guy for this line!)

Beauty is only skin deep. What inside a man is what define him. That’s why I like a thinker, someone who has his own view and isn’t afraid to speak it no matter how controversial it is. Naturally, I adore guys who can make me think. Intriguing men are sexy!

• “Do whatever it takes to be good with the other person without thinking about what’s going on or what will happen.”
• “There’s no age for romance.”
• (when I tell him not to disturb my peaceful life) “You’re still young, why do you want a peaceful life?”
• “You have all your life to learn.” (and I’ll answer, “Unless I die tomorrow.” )
• (about fighting for a greater cause) “We strive toward a larger goal. Our little lives don’t count at all.”
• (when I say I don”t want to be in politics because it is too dirty) “If everybody gives up being politicians, see our country! Only idiots become politicians!”

But don’t mistake me with someone who is all serious. I do love guys who have good sense of humor and can make fun of himself.

• “Natural is better. It’s scary to wake up staring at somebody that looks completely different from the day before when she’s with make up!”
• “Looking at photos depresses me. It reminds me that I’m not handsome!”
  

Last but not least, when a guy is shy and he says it, he just makes me want him more! Hahahah…

• “I’m shy.”

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And guess what is the sexiest song lyrics for me. Alice Cooper’s Poison: “I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name”!!! Ooo… Maybe I’m a little masochistic

“We strive toward a larger goal. Our little lives don’t count at all.”