Love in Downtown San Francisco

Love is A handsome young man playing an accordion skillfully. A sad melody. Melancholic. Fast. Intricate. An ancient folk song that you forgot even exists. But it moves you. It evokes your memories. Of past love. Of past life. A life you didn’t even have. Of affairs and betrayals. Of romance and rebirth… Love is [...]

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In 9 Years… (How much do people change?) – Part One

What are the odds of meeting someone you only met once 9 years ago?     Nine (and a half) years ago, I met an older man. I was 18; it was after my high school national exam. Having some days off waiting for the result, I decided to go for what had been my [...]

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Everybody Deserves Their Life Stories Written Out Shit

Okay, I’m back to my usual slightly foul-mouthed nonsensical self! after that AGONIZING –at least to me– last entry about death. (Thus explains the unflattering title ) Now I am ready to share what that crap was all about and this is gonna be a little, uhm, serious. The idea of this “Life Stories” project [...]

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Everybody Deserves Their Life Stories Written Out: The Orphaned Princess with a Ratty Face

I The orphaned princess wrinkled her eyebrows. She could not comprehend. She’s sure she knew about love. This is how love is: gifts, romantic dinners, celebrations, and intense jealousy. One’s man should not think of other women but his own. So when her man did not approve of her ‘reasonable’ plea, she was sad. No, [...]

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Bedroom Conversation

Woman: Hey, you know, I’ve googled and saved some pictures of that long haired Chippendale guy that I really like. Partner: Yeah? What for? Woman: Uhm… So that I can masturbate to his photos when you’re not around. Partner: (burst into laughter) Woman: What??? Partner: Nice! That’s how it’s supposed to be. There’s no need [...]

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A Good Friend that I Am

Him: I knew it would end up like this, but why am I still sad when we (my girlfriend and I) finally broke up? Me: Well… That’s how it is when feelings are involved. And of course because you had expectations before. Him: I think so too… I don’t know what to do to divert [...]

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Too Shy to Share Literally

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BirdChat Series #3: Doubtful Bird (aka Jesus on the Beach)

Birdie: I think all this depiction about Jesus as unmanly guy with flimsy hands is just stupid, you know. It doesn’t make sense! He is a carpenter, for goodness sake. Me: Yeah, something isn’t right about that. Carpentry is really tough. It is no job for a delicate and skinny man. Hmmm… So, either Jesus [...]

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