Bedroom Conversation

Woman: Hey, you know, I’ve googled and saved some pictures of that long haired Chippendale guy that I really like. Partner: Yeah? What for? Woman: Uhm… So that I can masturbate to his photos when you’re not around. Partner: (burst into laughter) Woman: What??? Partner: Nice! That’s how it’s supposed to be. There’s no need [...]

Read Full Post »

Major Turn Ons

I was reading my drafts in frustration (for not having the energy to write anything these days as well as for the previous post which, after I reread it for the tenth time or so, makes me sound like a fucking preacher) when I came upon this one: a list of lines a man can [...]

Read Full Post »

Not Just Yak Yak Yak…

I watched the movie Before Sunset this afternoon. The film touched me so much that I felt writing down what’s on my mind is somewhat an obligation. And since Uncle Stevie advised that one of the Great Commandments of becoming a good writer is to practice it, I figured this short and impulsive entry would [...]

Read Full Post »

Falling for Chinese Guys Clarified

I feel I need to clarify it because when it is put into context, it can be quite misleading. When I said I rarely fall for Chinese guys, that does NOT AT ALL mean it has something to do with me digging Caucasian men. I was emailing a friend on how some Asian women feel [...]

Read Full Post »

Why Straight Guys Are Disgusted by Gays But Find Lesbians Sexy

Deep and Thoughtful Answer: Because there is a stereotype that women are perfect; they are like the most beautiful beings on earth. So it’s nice to see them together, with all their innocence and desire… On the other hand, men are stereotyped as masculine, strong and rough. It’s not pleasant to see these characteristics doubled. [...]

Read Full Post »

One Minute Balding Nonsense

One of my favorite times of the day is my morning drinking session with a best friend who happens to share the same office. He is a quiet person by nature, but I don’t know why he tends to be more open and talkative at the beginning of the day. Often the talks we had [...]

Read Full Post »

The Problem with Our Society is…

that it is becoming more and more tolerant these days… I didn’t say it is a bad thing. But I think even tolerance must have its limits. This (possibly yet another provocative) idea came to me when I read the news about the emo bashing that happened since last month in Mexico. To summarize it, [...]

Read Full Post »

Talking Shaved Head…

Since my self proclamation as a fan of men with shaved heads, most people have misunderstood me. They thought this is some kind of a blind faith, that I will go berserk over any hairless man I encounter. OK, when one of my colleagues (whom I suspect has nothing better to do) “introduced” me to [...]

Read Full Post »