(Nearly the end of a Sunday mass) Priest: Now we invite couples who have their anniversary in the month of February to come forward for a blessing. (Noises… Some clueless/insecure/mindless/mushy/superstitious/religious pairs of Homo sapiens moshed forward to get the so-called blessing.) Priest: Only couples who got married in church can receive the blessing. Because when [...]
Posts Tagged ‘religion’
BirdChat Series #3: Doubtful Bird (aka Jesus on the Beach)
Posted in apple of my eye, tagged birdchat, funny, religion on February 1, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Birdie: I think all this depiction about Jesus as unmanly guy with flimsy hands is just stupid, you know. It doesn’t make sense! He is a carpenter, for goodness sake. Me: Yeah, something isn’t right about that. Carpentry is really tough. It is no job for a delicate and skinny man. Hmmm… So, either Jesus [...]
BirdChat Series #2: Nudist Bird (aka the Bird who Threw Stones at the Snake)
Posted in apple of my eye, tagged birdchat, funny, religion, temptation on January 22, 2010 | 5 Comments »
Birdie: It’s that darned snake’s fault. If not because of him, I would be in Heaven now. Me: It’s not his fault. It’s Adam’s. Who asked him to eat the damned fruit… Birdie: No, it’s the snake’s. You know, the snake is Mr. Tan. (Birdie always calls Satan as SA Tan.) He’s the one who [...]
BirdChat Series (Christianity on a Lighter Note): Adam’s Bird
Posted in apple of my eye, tagged birdchat, friends, funny, religion on January 20, 2010 | 2 Comments »
My new workplace is not at all bad. One of the perks I got is to befriend some funny and intelligent girls to bitch with at lunchtimes. Isn’t it something to be grateful for?. Not everybody can make good friends (plus get free entertainment) in the office. Among them is a girl I call Birdie. [...]
Why I Adore Karl Marx and John Lennon
Posted in light bulb moment, tagged faith, human, love, relationship, religion, twisted thinking on March 15, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I think I need to revise what I wrote on one of my previous posts. If there are people I loathe more than those who claim themselves religious but act like sh*t, they must be those who exploit religion for whatever sh*tty intentions in their sh*tty minds. (Gosh, I’m getting tired of censoring those words, [...]
about God… (part 2)
Posted in light bulb moment, tagged faith, religion, twisted thinking on December 7, 2007 | 3 Comments »
OK, I can’t keep my promise. I need more than one day to continue with part 2. Well, too many things were going on inside my troubled head. Yes, this is an excuse. But what can I do, I can only write when my mood allows. So without further delay (before my mood swings again), [...]
about God… (part 1)
Posted in light bulb moment, tagged faith, human, religion, twisted thinking on December 4, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Especially these past few days, I have some intriguing questions about God inside my head… Not really about God him(her/it)self, but about all sickening things revolving around God… or religion, if they are related at all. It’s a bit difficult to share the issues narratively, but I will try my best. Firstly, if there are [...]